Tu n'as pas loupé le cours si tu n'avais pas prévu d'y aller

Mes examens, c'est comme la météo. J'y crois, j'y crois et puis non.
Quand le prof se fait encore plus chier que les étudiants #SaucinForPresident #Sémio #VousEtesEncoreNombreuxPourLeDeuxiemeCours!
So the insides of my legs were sore because I decided to use some machine at the gym I don't normally use (Adductor Magnus is the muscle, I think) and today it started to ache really bad so I asked moederlief for some cream that relieves the soreness. She had a cream that worked vasodilatating (relaxing veins) that included a component Capsaicin (chemical that gives peppers their spiciness). So the dumbass that I am, I decided this morning to wear loose hanging boxershorts, which in turn, makes it possible that my nutsack can touch the insides of my legs... Needless to say, I've been sitting at my desk for the past hour with a coldpack between my legs to relieve the heat off of my balls. #MetMijnStudiesHadIkHetKunnenWeten
I think our city needs a new superhero.
One who redeems the misery of all the students.
With a superpower that would overthrow even the thoughest battles.
I present to you...
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"Toutes les chattes que j'aime s'avèrent être des chiennes" - Damso, philosophe du 21ème siècle #danstesdentschabot
Même regarder un mur devient intéressant en blocus
When going to the dagdisco in HdR you'll find everyone being sweaty as hell. I love the fact that nobody cares and keeps on partying all day long.
Bon on va pas se mentir, mon seul espoir de réussir cette session est l'annulation des examens.
#Jpp
#PasMoyenDeSeConcentrer