This one night, a friend let me sleep in his dorm. When we both arrived drunk at 5 AM, I had to pee so I went to the toilet downstairs. My friend already went to his room so after 5 mins I went up, I opened the door and noticed the light was already out, so I went in very quietly and put my clothes on a chair and my shoes at the door. I took a random sheet and laid myself down next to him. I was ready to fall asleep when suddenly a unknown voice said: Who the fuck are you?! The light went on and I realized I was laying next to a random asian dude... So I ran away.
Si jamais vous vous demandiez quelle distraction pouvait être pire en blocus que les séries, attendez de tomber amoureux.
"Pourquoi c'est si compliqué de trouver une fille pour un plan à 3 ? Je veux dire, on est pas des animaux on propose même d'aller boire un verre avant, on offre un canapé confortable pour dodo si besoin, et en plus ma copine est super sexy
#planà3
#Chaude?
#fantasme
#aidezMoi"
Bon les St-Lou et St-Louloutes, bon blocus et exams à toutes et à tous !
Al nome del Padre, del Figlio e Spirito sancti ....
#Droit
Je pense que je vais revenir sur mes pas et me consacrer à mon rêve d'enfance : me marier à un riche joueur de footbal ou même à Hugh Hefner tiens !
#BahOuaisJeSuisDansLaMerde
#HelpMe
Once when I was giving my boy a blowjob, his pubic hair was tickling my nose so I had to sneeze and I infected his willy. For two weeks his penis sneezed sperm all day long.
En cette rude période de remise de TP...
#couldbegreat

Quand en fin de session les bibliothèques se vident...y a plus de motivation, plus d'ambiance. #LaSoireeEstFinie #QuestCeQueJeFaisToujoursLàMoi
Je me souviens de cette fille vraiment moche en 5ème primaire qui voulait absolument sortir avec moi.. J'ai toujours refusé. Jusqu'au jour où je suis retombé sur son profil facebook, il y a quelques jours, quel con j'ai été.
#relationDe9AnsPourEnfinEnProfiter
#maintenantOnEstAmis
#elleCoucheAvevPlusDeMecQueCeQueJaiDePokemon
Redbull > Nalu
So, apparently I'm confused. After years, I still love my ex. My stomach still turns around when I see her. However, she has a boyfriend now. So I decided to date other girls. One in Leuven, one in my hometown. One is prettier, one's character suits me better. So I have 4 voices in my head:
1) tell your ex you still love her.
2) go for the looks.
3) go for the personality.
4) abandon all the crying and YOLO now you still can