Some EBIB-people be like: 'Laten we vijf van de acht stopcontacten gebruiken voor mijn laptop, gsm, vape, vibrator en betonmolen want ik heb al mijn vrije USB-poorten nodig om straks mijn micropenis in te steken.'
J'étudie en bibli pour ce blocus, starter pack.

For my internship a few years ago, I had to contact several Chiefs of police (nederlands = korpschef) on a daily basis, for six weeks long, in order to get information about car accidents, thefts, burgulary and so on. By the end of those six weeks, I knew most of their mobile phone numbers by heart.
I celebrated the end of my internship by going out in Leuven and, of course, getting piss drunk. I met this guy, we hit it off and we started kissing. Soon, I realized my mistake (he was wearing white pants for God's sake...), I wanted to go home and he asked for my number so I gave him the first number that popped in my mind: the mobile phone number of the Chief of police of one of the cities of the marginalen driehoek.
Comment se faire des amis en BA1 quand on connaît personne ? #PasEnvieDeFinirSeul #HelpMe "
Ps: si t'es une fille, viens sans haut. Si t'es un mec, viens en Bentley (ya des test drive pas cher).
Fuck statistics I'm going to Hogwarts.
Quand tu prends ton courage à deux mains et tu vas voir ton prof en demandant "avec tous vos assistants, vous savez pas corriger plus vite?" et que la vérité sort de son regard.

I've fallen hopelessly in love with a redhead I saw at the Rbib, but I'm too afraid to talk to her because I don't want ginger kids.
Le prof: * projette des graphiques sur le slide*
Moi: *prend une photo pour ma conscience, sachant que je ne la regarderai et étudierai jamais* #TeamToutALarrache

"N'y a-t-il qu'à moi que ce genre de chose arrive...?
I need to know."

I throw away my mothers 'Tupperwarepottekes' when I'm too lazy to do my dishes.
"Eeeeet bonne vacances de La Toussaint a tous !
#Mmmmh
#LesCopainsEnHautesEcolesSontPartis
#203"