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KU Leuven Confessions : #5153

Posted on 15 January 2017 at 21:44

Some EBIB-people be like: 'Laten we vijf van de acht stopcontacten gebruiken voor mijn laptop, gsm, vape, vibrator en betonmolen want ik heb al mijn vrije USB-poorten nodig om straks mijn micropenis in te steken.'

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ULB Confessions : #9836

Posted on 06 May 2017 at 09:27

J'étudie en bibli pour ce blocus, starter pack.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1452

Posted on 30 December 2014 at 12:00

For my internship a few years ago, I had to contact several Chiefs of police (nederlands = korpschef) on a daily basis, for six weeks long, in order to get information about car accidents, thefts, burgulary and so on. By the end of those six weeks, I knew most of their mobile phone numbers by heart.
I celebrated the end of my internship by going out in Leuven and, of course, getting piss drunk. I met this guy, we hit it off and we started kissing. Soon, I realized my mistake (he was wearing white pants for God's sake...), I wanted to go home and he asked for my number so I gave him the first number that popped in my mind: the mobile phone number of the Chief of police of one of the cities of the marginalen driehoek.

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ULB Confessions : #3400

Posted on 16 September 2015 at 10:42

Comment se faire des amis en BA1 quand on connaît personne ? #PasEnvieDeFinirSeul #HelpMe "

Ps: si t'es une fille, viens sans haut. Si t'es un mec, viens en Bentley (ya des test drive pas cher).

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KU Leuven Confessions : #658

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 20:34

Fuck statistics I'm going to Hogwarts.

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ULB Confessions : #12560

Posted on 24 April 2018 at 10:37

Quand tu prends ton courage à deux mains et tu vas voir ton prof en demandant "avec tous vos assistants, vous savez pas corriger plus vite?" et que la vérité sort de son regard.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #130

Posted on 20 December 2014 at 11:19

I've fallen hopelessly in love with a redhead I saw at the Rbib, but I'm too afraid to talk to her because I don't want ginger kids.

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ULB Confessions : #14640

Posted on 23 August 2019 at 17:13

Le prof: * projette des graphiques sur le slide*
Moi: *prend une photo pour ma conscience, sachant que je ne la regarderai et étudierai jamais* #TeamToutALarrache

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MONS Confessions : #2201

Posted on 19 March 2019 at 08:40

"N'y a-t-il qu'à moi que ce genre de chose arrive...?
I need to know."

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KU Leuven Confessions : #2939

Posted on 29 March 2015 at 19:46

I throw away my mothers 'Tupperwarepottekes' when I'm too lazy to do my dishes.

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MONS Confessions : #1702

Posted on 31 October 2018 at 08:08

"Eeeeet bonne vacances de La Toussaint a tous !
#Mmmmh
#LesCopainsEnHautesEcolesSontPartis
#203"

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