I think med students only buy a 'jaartrui' to brag in the library about the fact that they are med students.
After reading my powerpoint hand-outs I'm convinced that everyone can become a prof. Just add some bullet-points and hupla.
"Sache juste que, si un jour tu te rends compte de la connerie que tu as faite et que tu viens sonner chez moi en pleine nuit, je t'ouvrirai."
Four years ago, I started a competition with myself in which I try to beat my last year's masturbation record during the blok. Yes, the library bathrooms have been stained with my semen many times over the past years, but I have no shame. Only ambition to become better, faster, stronger.
Première fois que je passe l'aspirateur dans mon kot, devinez qui vient d'aspirer une paire de chaussettes ? La prochaine fois je me contenterai de vivre dans la crasse...
#Crado
'Peu importe qui tu es, qui tu aimes ou ce que tu penses, tu es un héros', kikou Olympiques du Mainstream. #EuroVision
Doit privé = DP = Double Pénétration.
On va le sentir passé dans 8 semaines.
My girlfriend and me had a deal of not seeing one another during the exams so we would be able to study properly. We even stayed in a different city to make it easier. Result: Neither of us could stand it, we've done nothing the last couple of days but bang each others brains out. I'm soooo going to fail !! Damn you women !
Nous entrons dans une période de stress et d'incertitude. Celle où tu ne sais pas où tu vas passer ton réveillon de nouvel an. Tellement de questions, si peu d'invitations.
#tousmespotessebarrentchezeux
#invitezmoi
#ahouietleblocusaussi