I didn't do my dishes for such a long time, mold actually started to grow on one of the dishes. Maybe if I let it grow a little more I won't be lonely anymore...
I'm a guy, studying psychology, and I've only fallen in love like 6 times (every class).
Got so drunk last night I baked my Ristorante pizza in a frying pan, just like a pancake.
I use the self checkout in the Match supermarket because I'm overly socially awkward and don't want to have verbal contact with the cashier.
I learned more from playing 'De Slimste Mens ter Wereld' than going to all my classes.
I wake up to the sounds of my neighbour climaxing.
After a few hours of studying I go for a walk to have some healthy fresh air, but in the end I walk past the McDo and treat myself to an eurodeal.
You know you're in college when you measure free time in terms of how many ‘How I Met Your Mother’ episodes you can fit in.
I actually enjoy cycling Gasthuisberg.
When I'm on the seventh floor of the faculty of arts library, I use the ladies' room because the men's room is too far downstairs." - male student
Now that the semester is over, I can completely focus on my real goal; becoming a Pokemon Master.
When my friends offer me chewing gum, I sometimes take two.
I wish I could say I've never taken a crate of beer to class.
I found my girlfriend on Tinder. How am I going to explain this one to my grandmother?