Once we had a mouse at our dorm, it died in the toaster...
Having sex at PDS is on my bucket list.
I secretely have a crush on rector Rik Torfs, such an amazing charisma and appearance. Will he ever love me?
I molest bicycles on the way home after a night out. Sorry for the victims...
I search for women in The Seven Oaks at 6 AM but it's always full of dudes.
I ran naked around the church of Heverlee and I'm actually kinda proud of it.
The way Flemish or French guys roll their 'R's' makes me wonder what else they can do with their tongue, but I'm wondering how I convince one to come to my place so we can figure it out together?
I hate that people are complaining about cycling the Naamsestraat. I have to ride the Ramberg almost every day. The Ramberg is the real shit, but you never see me complaining.
Every time I arrive in class I wipe away a tear because I'm so thankful for the opportunities I get offered here.
Every morning I wake up making up arguments for not going to class and sleep some more.
I feel like I'm the only dumb guy during math class.
I have no friends in my course because I never go to class.
I f*cked my neighbour's girlfriend after a party when he was drunk and already went sleeping.
I think rain is a valid reason to not come outside, we'll go to class when it's dry again.
Sometimes I like to rub oil over my skin before giving it a tug, you know, just nerking the old throbber while I stick my thumb where the sun doesn't shine. A student's life is stressful and every now and then a man needs to spank the bishop.