I'm making plans for new year's eve, even though I know I can't afford to miss two days of studying.
I remove the hair on my scrotum 'injun-style', it means that I burn it with a lighter. It stinks like hell!
I have my own fridge and kitchen, but when I'm too lazy to go to the store, I use the food in the common fridge. #sorrynotsorry
I am 21 years old and still a virgin.
69. :3 "I had sex in the toilets of Fakbar Letteren.
My neighbour leaves her curtains open when she gets out of the shower, I think she knows I can see her from my window.
I think the roommate of my boyfriend is very hot.
I hate people crying about cycling the Naamsestraat and the Ramberg. I'd love to see you sweating your way up Gasthuisberg.
Some of the ping pong balls people use to play beer pong in Dulci have been inside of me.
The blonde girl with curls sitting in PDS right now is hot as f*ck, I'm afraid my b*ner is becoming too big.
If you check your Grindr at the Agora and you find someone else online, you know it will be a great day.
I mainly use the library and other university buildings when I'm in need of a toilet.