I once woke up after a cantus with my desk in the middle of room, a huge pool of water where the desk used to stand and my underwear lying in it. I have no idea what happened.
I would f*ck most of my female friends without hesitating.
I fell asleep after ordering a kebab in the Pita Nan at five in the morning.
I actually enjoy going to lectures of insolventierecht.
I hate it when guys ask me at a party what I study (psychology) and automatically assume that I can read their minds.
I'm 25 and I feel too old to party at the Oude Markt.
I hate that I can't tell how old these cute Belgian guys are. Could be 25, could be illegal.
One night I got so horny that I drunkenly gave my now ex-boyfriend a blowjob on the Oude Markt.
I love Medica the most. It feels like family, and I can't imagine a life without.
I once went to an examination baked as f*ck! Study high, get high grades is not true!
The morning before an exam I'm always in a good mood because I masturbate 3 times to eliminate stress.
I woke up with a fire extinguisher this morning. Anyone missing one?
When I'm drunk, I pee under the big christmas tree in the Tiensestraat (and of course I'm a daily visitor @ fakbar Pavlov).
All you guys crying about cycling up a little bump. Try the Bankstraat, that one is a real mountain!
I tried to order a bicky in the McDonalds.