I'm straight, but i had sex with a girl in Fakbar Letteren..."
- female student

I have turned down 3 one night stands with 3 different girls in the last 5 weeks because my crush wasn't one of them.

I once stole a road sign and now it's proudly standing in my dorm room.

I'm too lazy to go to the toilet on the second floor so I just pee in the sink. I'm considering to install a WC-eend.

I kissed a girl, a few weeks later I had sex with her twin sister thinking it was her.

I wish I was a woman for a day, I'd spend it playing with my boobs all day.

It's my sixth year in Leuven as a student. I've never been to a cantus before, or the fakbars, or... Damn, where did all that time go to?

I secretly hope I'm going to be on Parels van KULeuven. I already sent myself from 3 different accounts.

Sorry McDonalds, I didn't mean to puke all over your table.

It's always fun to wake up with some extra beer glasses added to my collection.

Once, I was out of toilet paper. My socks were my only option left.

If I fail my exams, I'm blaming it on not concentrating in class, and I'm blaming it on the amount of breathtaking hot girls in psychology.

Once, I woke up in a bed next to a cauliflower. It was not my bed, and not my cauliflower.

My life is like the Russian economy, it's in a deep recession.

After a one night stand, I always 'forget' my panties.