As a student, I don't care as much about expiration dates. My nutella is good 'till januari 2014? I don't give a fuck when I'm broke and hungry!

I once fell asleep at 5 AM on the counter of Ali Baba after I had taken just 1 bite of my bicky, everyone else queueing behind me. The owner had to wake me up by hitting me on the head really hard. Seeing I almost had a whole burger left was one of the happiest moments in my life.

I never know which way to go when I get out of the train arriving at Leuven Station on Sunday evening. I always take the wrong stairs.

Once, I was getting a blowjob from a girl, but I was too drunk, so I couldn't get it up and left.

Some days during exams, the only thing I say is: 'One big Pad Thai please.'.

I made out with Lesley-Ann Poppe in Leuven.

When I'm alone in my dorm room, I frequently enjoy one-man dance parties.

I was having sex with a hot girl once, but then my girlfriend rang the door bell.

I'm not saying I'm a slut, but at times like these my favorite shade of lipstick is penis. #examens

I shower naked.

I was so wasted that I decided to go take a dump in the middle of the night, but I forgot to take off my underpants. The next morning I noticed I had shit in my underpants and tried to flush them down the toilet. Afterwards, my mother found me sleeping naked in the living room.

I just discovered this page at the start of my blok. Fuck you, administrator(s).

My life sucks. I'm 22 years old and the only job I've had so far was working in fast food. My co-worker hates me and has tried to kill me. Also I have no friends except a southern girl I like and my other friend, who only hangs out with me because he is mental. I have to ride my bike everywhere because I can never get my drivers license. And the worst part is, I live in a pineapple.

Putting on pants is the hardest part of my day.

I think architectural engineers aren't real engineers.