I am the owner of Parels van KULeuven. I'm an ugly ass motherfucker.
Sometimes, when I'm sad in the blok, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story!
This morning I had big ambitions for the start of the blok. It's already evening and I've finally found all my books and printed each summary of every lesson. I regret nothing.
I know who always activates the fire alarm of Pauscollege.
After a drunk night in the Pavlov, me and my friends stacked some bicycle racks at the Herbert Hooverplein and messed up some bikes... We peed on the bikes afterwards. We regret nothing.
During the exams, I leave my curtains open on purpose. Just to make masturbating a little more exciting.
I enjoy watching the walks of shame when I walk to my classes in the morning.
I miss the good old days when Tinder was solely for finding someone to f*ck.
I once got so drunk at a Christmas party I hugged the kot's Christmas tree. Now, almost a year later, you can still find pine needles scattered across my buddy's kot.
I'm in a pretty serious relationship with an awesome guy, but I want to spend a night with a female, just to see what it's like...
One late night I rode down the Oude Markt when my bicycle's handlebars broke in half. Instead of falling I did a perfect frontflip landing on my feet. When a girl saw it she came to me laughing, quickly turning around when I drunk said: How you doin? Oh Joey...
I practically live in Doc's Bar. Das wunderbar!
One night I was looking through the window of my dorm and saw people making love to each other on their balcony. I couldn't stop looking.
Man, the curators of this page are going to fail their exams so bad!
Everyone here confesses hilarious things and some good memories. I wish I could do that too, but for me university only made me realize how much my life sucks. There is an enormous taboo on loneliness in uni, it's just so fucking shameful. My confession is that I sometimes think of killing myself. Sorry for this negative post, but I feel as if it's important."
Administrator's note: We were touched when we read this. We don't know who you are but we think you're a wonderful and brave person for sharing this.