I made a girl cum on the Dijleterrassen.
Lost my virginity after my first month in Leuven after losing my dignity at my first cantus. Damn this city is evil!
I have dreamed of an orgy with Kate Moss and David Beckham, I love guys and girls. Let's bang them all.
I get incredibly lonely during exams, even if I know all my friends are studying too.
I think guys with a little belly are much more attractive than those muscular boys.
I enjoy going to bed at a reasonable hour and do not see how alcohol consumption is YOLO.
I only go to the HdR to beat the shit out of that punching ball.
My personal record of consuming snacks from 'De Muur' in one night currently stands at 13. Who can beat me?
I always tell annoying guys I'm a lesbian on a night out so they leave me alone.
My boyfriend stole my IPhone and changed the finger scan. Now when I want to use it I have to unlock it with the tip of his dick...
Sometimes I cut in line at the Agora but I hate all the people who do the same.
If only I'd spend half the time I usually spend masturbating during the blok for actually studying, I would probably succeed on every course.
I secretly want to kill all people who keep tagging their friends in the comments.
I was so boozed-up I couldn't find my own appartment so I ended up sleeping in the corridor of the Kinepolis.