I know the exact price of Carrefour lasagnas.
I have an 's' student number and I'm still in my first year, what am I doing with my life...
This one night, I came back from the Fight Club and...
Oh shit.
The only thing I have done today is refreshing this page hoping for more funny confessions to appear. #Ishouldbestudying
I had resits because of the World Cup Football. #noregrets
If we cancel the blok we can still save the Brazilian rainforest. #toiletpaper #schijterij #spetterpoep
I should be sponsored by Nalu or Redbull during the blok.
I think the KU Leuven has a contract with the porn industry to extend the blok for higher income. Rik Torfs probably owns brazzers.
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.
I tend to be this really agressive manly fitness type of guy but deeply within, I aspire to be Ariana Grande.
I'm ashamed of myself that I think it's worse that HdR has bad cell reception than that it always smells like puke. #priorities
Studying:
What everyone thinks I do: Study really hard according to the pictures I post on Instagram.
What I really do: Open my books, take a picture, post it on instagram, lay down in the sofa, watch Game of Thrones all afternoon.
I take shits in uni to save money on toilet paper.
Sometimes I just pretend I'm studying while I'm just staring at my books.