I puked in my bed once, after a whole night of drinking jenever exotic (black), I woke up in blue sheets which I swear were white the day before. The worst part? I discovered some remains of it 3 months later, when I moved my bed. No idea how I've managed to get it under there though.

Half a bottle of vodka each and some beers and other liquor is more rule than exception when we do a predrink.

I wish guys were less shallow about sex and appearance.

I’m not so smooth with girls, but a few weeks ago I kissed a Peruvian and a Russian girl in one night. Gotta love booze, it makes me an animal!

I'm from West-Vlaanderen and I think a Vlaams-Brabants accent is kind of sexy.

I had sex with my girlfriend while she was on her period!

People say 'ne rosse is goed voor op te crosse', as a ginger, I can assure you this is true.

80% of the money I weekly get from my parents goes to beer.

I'm gonna study in the Ebib to spot hotties next week, just to make sure there's still something beautiful about life these days...

I always ask for a pita in the Istanbul at the Oude Markt because of the sign at their entry and I also know that they don't have pita.

I'm always a little afraid that my dorm neighbour will hear me fart.

Because of all the retarded questions people post in the facebookgroup of my year I ask myself why they're even a student at this university. Have they never even heard of google?

Waking up, watching your phone and seeing that your screen is broken. Yep, I had a good night!

My autistic side keeps systematically correcting the large amount of spelling errors in the textbooks of 1st bachelor law with a red colour pen.

I would like to thank Miss Asa Akira, Faye Reagan, Tori Black, Lisa Ann, Morgan Lee, Alex Tanner, Gianna Nicole and a yet to be identified midget for supporting me in these hard times.