I sometimes stay up and wait for a cantus to end so I can watch super smashed people stumbling and falling on their way home.
Today I wanted to start studying for my exams, but my boyfriend broke up with me yesterday and I have to confess: I really could use a hug right now.
I'm actually looking forward to my multiple choice exam without giscorrectie.
At Camilo Torres a student accomplished to create a 14 meter high waterfall of vomit out of his window.
When I see lovely pics/chicks on 'Parels van KUleuven', I wished I studied something else.
I fucked three guys I met on tinder.
I am a 34 year old, but I tell my fellow students that my age is 24.
Whenever I notice that my dormmates are gone, I start to sing karaoke songs of Disney!
I sometimes wonder why I even bother going to class. I just sit there and play De Slimste Mens.
My blok can be summarized in 4 words: sleep, study, food and Pokémon.
I have been studying in Leuven for over 6 years now, I have been active in my student association for 3 years, I visit my fakbar every night and yet I'm still a virgin. Anyone got tips for this girl?
I don't close my curtains when I change my clothes. Free boobie show for the people on the opposite side of the street. I'll probably never meet them anyway hihi.
I like to eat eggs when I'm drunk, unfortunately I can't cook an egg when I'm drunk, nevertheless I keep trying! Sorry roommates!
I'm getting tired of pretending that I'm just an ordinary muggle.
Instead of studying I watch cat videos on YouTube.