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KU Leuven Confessions : #299

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 20:04

One night, I was so drunk that I passed out in the dorm of a female friend of mine. She saw it as a nice opportunity to lure my brother in so he could bring me home. Instead he stayed with me and went third base with her while I lay sleeping a foot away. He made me smell his fingers the day after. Probably the closest I have ever been to female body fluids.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #298

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 20:03

During the exams I look like a complete hobo and I always have a blanket with me at my desk. Always, winter or summer.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #297

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 20:02

I am a student at the KULAK and after reading these confessions I can't wait to come to Leuven!

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KU Leuven Confessions : #296

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 20:02

I checked out the AA website because of a comment on post 162. Saw they were religious. Fuck it, I'll be an alcoholic.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #295

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 20:01

I want to punch all those 12 to 16 year old kids in the face when they complain about being tired after their finals.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #294

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 19:59

I had a girlfriend, then she dumped me for my other hand.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #293

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 19:58

Everytime I'm staring at the ceiling of the aula, I'm trying to suppress my raging boner.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #292

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 19:55

When the party is bad, I always have a friend with me who has a book of cards and we start to play 'wiezen'. #WK2015

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KU Leuven Confessions : #291

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 19:53

Sometimes when I eat at the Alma with my friends, we take one plate and go back for extra fries six times.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #290

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 19:50

I'm in my last year and all my friends are getting into stable exclusive relationships and getting serious with their life but all I wanna do is keep drinking, partying and having sex.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #289

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 19:48

Sometimes I skip classes because I'm terrified of the professor.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #288

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 19:44

One guy was trying to fight me all night long in the Ambi but then I said I would buy him a beer if he stopped acting agressively. So I bought him a beer, went to the toilet and pissed a little bit in it. I dared him to do an ad fundum so he did. #noregrets

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KU Leuven Confessions : #287

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 19:43

I've spit in the mayonaise in Alma 1 but I don't think it makes the taste any worse.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #286

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 19:40

Sometimes I say I'm gay to experiment with girls.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #285

Posted on 21 December 2014 at 19:40

I only f*ck PhD students. #intelligenceissexy




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