One night, I was so drunk that I passed out in the dorm of a female friend of mine. She saw it as a nice opportunity to lure my brother in so he could bring me home. Instead he stayed with me and went third base with her while I lay sleeping a foot away. He made me smell his fingers the day after. Probably the closest I have ever been to female body fluids.
During the exams I look like a complete hobo and I always have a blanket with me at my desk. Always, winter or summer.
I am a student at the KULAK and after reading these confessions I can't wait to come to Leuven!
I checked out the AA website because of a comment on post 162. Saw they were religious. Fuck it, I'll be an alcoholic.
I want to punch all those 12 to 16 year old kids in the face when they complain about being tired after their finals.
I had a girlfriend, then she dumped me for my other hand.
Everytime I'm staring at the ceiling of the aula, I'm trying to suppress my raging boner.
When the party is bad, I always have a friend with me who has a book of cards and we start to play 'wiezen'. #WK2015
Sometimes when I eat at the Alma with my friends, we take one plate and go back for extra fries six times.
I'm in my last year and all my friends are getting into stable exclusive relationships and getting serious with their life but all I wanna do is keep drinking, partying and having sex.
Sometimes I skip classes because I'm terrified of the professor.
One guy was trying to fight me all night long in the Ambi but then I said I would buy him a beer if he stopped acting agressively. So I bought him a beer, went to the toilet and pissed a little bit in it. I dared him to do an ad fundum so he did. #noregrets
I've spit in the mayonaise in Alma 1 but I don't think it makes the taste any worse.
Sometimes I say I'm gay to experiment with girls.
I only f*ck PhD students. #intelligenceissexy