Oh my god, Jason just texted me! Should I go home with him? I guess I took a good selfie...

Every Saturday morning back home I go to the general store with my mom, 'to keep her company'. it's just so I can have a huge stash of things to take with me to Leuven so I have more money to spend on beer.

I once fingerbanged a girl in Fakbar Letteren. In plain sight. No one noticed.

I have an agreement with some female friends. Everytime a guy, they consider ugly, tries to hook up with them they just grind with me. Life's beautiful when you're gay.

When I'm drunk it's like every garbage bag becomes my number one enemy! I want to apology to the garbage collectors of Leuven city and the people waking up with garbage bags on their balcony.

I fingered a girl on the dancefloor, profusely, and it wasn't the first time. #noshame

When a friend tries to convice you to come and drink a beer with him and you finally agree for 'one beer', but eventually you wake up at 3 PM with a huge hangover and you don't remember shit. #classicLeuven

I went out for 24 hours once. From 10 AM to 10 AM again. The one moment we were at the Oude Markt, the next we were stoned, playing TrackMania and shaving a burgie's head.

I once fell with my bike in the Dijle. Don't ask how or why. I felt horribly bad seeing the handlebars of my bike sticking out of the river while walking by the morning after.

I very often shed a tear on the thought that this town suffers from a depressing shortage of Argentinians.

Ekonomika boys are way hotter than the ones from Medica
xoxo a Medica girl

When I masturbate, I still think of my psycho ex-girlfriend, because the sex with my new girlfriend is horrible.

I don't like going to the library during the blok because that means I have to shower and put on decent clothes and I can't handle those kind of stressful actions right now.

I have a secret crush on the Praeses of Industria.

300. PIPIKAKA COMPILATION:

"I went to 2 cantussen and I wet my bed both times."

"I was walking back to kot with my boyfriend one time when I really had to pee. As I was drunk as fuck, it seemed like a good idea to crawl behind the bushes next to the road (and Dijle) to solve that. When I crouched down, I lost my balance and fell in the water, my pants on my heels. Thank god my boyfriend could pull me out!"

"Going to O&N4 to take a shit, just to have some privacy. #justGasthuisbergthings"

"Most men hate peeing with a boner, but I purposely give myself a boner when I have to pee because I enjoy it so much."

"I've already peed in a cup during a cantus, afterwards putting it back on the table. Awesome feeling when another person takes this cup to have a drink."

"I thought I was pissing out of my window after having quite a few drinks. Turns out: my desk with my laptop stood between me and the window. This has happened two times already! #proudparents"

"I sometimes pee in a bottle, because I'm too lazy to get out of bed and do it in the sink."

"I once was so wasted, I puked on my laptop, pissed in my laundry basket and tried to flush my pants down the toilet."

"I once woke up at my mate's after sleeping approx. 3 hours, 6 AM - 9 AM, only to realize I had peed in his fucking couch. Awkward. I cleaned it all up and ran out of his house before he woke up. Yes, I slept in my trousers and I did not have a second pair."

"After a drunk night, I found the TV in a pool of water. At least that's what I keep telling myself..."

"Once I took a shit in the middle of the Maria-Theresiastraat on my way home."

"I once killed a spider in a urinal by peeing on it. No one should have to go like that. I'm deeply ashamed of myself."

"I pee in the shower at kot.