The only reason I study civil engineering is building the Iron Man suit.

In 2010 I handed my physics exam early to watch the opening match of the World Cup in South Africa. I had 4/20.

I'm in my final master year, but I don't understand anything that I've ever 'learned'. I'm just really good at solving and studying exam questions of the previous years...

One time, I was so wasted I destroyed my alarm clock so I'd set the microwave for 4 hours while I slept on the kitchen floor just not to miss class.

The first time my roommates saw me was when I was lying on the floor in the hall way, passed out in my underwear.

Sometimes my girlfriend is such a pain in the ass.

Once I drunkenly filed a police report for my stolen wallet, while it was just in my coat pocket instead of my pants' back pocket.

I cry everytime my professor uses 'konsekwent' in the syllabus.

I pray to God none of my fellow students have seen the porn pictures of me on the internet.

Always thought the lyrics of Le Lac du Connemara began with 'crème brûlée'.

As a girl, I'm obsessed with porn and during the exams, I could watch it up to 5 times a day.

I sprained my wrist once by masturbating too many times in one day.

Whenever I see a red Smart, it reminds me of professor Sagaert. #mooooooooooi

I can't focus on my biology course cause it is written in comic sans and that makes me puke.

Being high as fuck in a philosophy class is one of the best combo's in life.