Say what you want, but there are some very hot guys in Wina!
I lost my keys on the first night out in my first year. My friend and I had to sleep in the common room chairs.
I discovered origami recently, it's really addicting.
I hope there is a special place in hell for people who put their stuff on a place at the library but are gone for a really long time.
Today I wasted a whole study day, deciphering barely 3 pages of my own handwritten notes from a lecture I was too stoned to even remember how to write.
I have a gay crush on my vicepraeses.
I just found out that my favorite porn actress is 2 years younger than me. Man, I'm growing old.
I love it when I'm the only one sober and I can laugh at my friends' drunk misery.
I was so bored during a group work that I went to the restroom to masturbate. Told the others I took a massive dump.
My excuse for watching Suits during the exam period as a law student: 'Practice is the best way to learn things'.
A lot of my time studying, is spent in bed, sleeping.
I was the shepherd who brought along a goat in PDS.
My roommate and I too often have Frozen sing along sessions.
In the city of Stella Artois, I've drunk more Cara Pils than any other beer... #lowprice #caratower
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty! No just kidding, forever alone.