I always carry a gun and 3 bullets with me when I party in case I need it...
I listen to all these Christmas songs while studying.
After reading all these posts I have the confirmation that everyone gets laid but me.
To motivate my boyfriend during the exams I pinky promised him he will get a blowjob for every 3 points he scores. He wants a minimum score of 12 on all his 6 exams. Do the math, wish me luck.
I haven't missed a single 'Samson & Gert winterpret' episode. #noshame
Time to start studying!
Books: Check!
Coffee: Check!
Music: Check!
Motivation: Pending...
Before I start studying, I always check the end of the chapter and count how many pages are left before I can take a break. I never get there though...
I'm afraid of brushing my teeth at night because it means I can't eat or drink anymore and I'm just not ready for that kind of commitment.
Normally I'm a hard rock fan, but when I'm in the library to study, I listen to Beethoven to concentrate better.
I always take free drinks from the professors room at the mechanical engineering department.
Today I decided to study French. Instead I watched the French version of Asterix & Obelix. They say the best way to learn a language is by practice. So it's kinda the same, right?
I feel sorry for the creators of this page. They are receiving so many confessions that they won't have any time left to study.
Swallowed. Now he only drinks pineapple juice. Sweet boy.
I genuinely like going down the stairs in Max Weber.
I am so bendy I can blow myself a little. Now I forever regret trying it in the first place. My girlfriend can never find out!