I love a girl that I met in Leuven and secretly I don't want her for anything else than her cuddles and kisses. #fuckyoustereotypes
I once had sex in my dorm with a girl who screamed incredibly loud. Since my walls are too thick for WiFi reception, I thought my neighbour had heard nothing. The next morning I heard his spoon tapping in his coffee cup.
The morning after a party I woke up with a piece of my tooth broken off, I still don't know what happened. #ambetand
All these confessions about random sex makes me wonder where this all starts to happen, since I haven't met any girl like that so far. #jealous
When I'm studying in Agora, I always keep an empty bottle with me. So when I see a hot boy walking to the water machine, I go too and we 'accidently' bump into each other. #noshame
I photoshopped my professors face on Ariel." https://i.imgur.com/snevCKv.jpg

I type lol, even when I'm not laughing out loud.
I have more than a 1000 Tinder matches.
I am afraid to watch porn at my kot because I think Kotnet sees it.
I think that all the guys who study law and go to class in costume with their briefcase are pancakes and should set their priorities straight. You're a student, not Jef fucking Vermassen.
During the blok I go to the fridge only to open it, look inside and then close it again. Just to get a few minutes without studying.
When studying I listen to gregorian music, put on a hoody and pretend I'm a monk.
I actually read the mails we receive from Rector Torfs."
(cf. #450)
I feel sorry for Rik Torfs that I always delete his 'Beleidsberichten' mails without even giving them a glance...
Taylor Swifts 'Blank Space' is on repeat as I study. I've listened to it about 367 times. #nightmaredressedlikeadaydream.