I feel sexy when I dance.

When we're at Colruyt, instead of drinking one tester-wine, we kill the whole bottle.

474. Everytime I go out to party at a fakbar, I wake up not knowing where I am or what happend #HdR

Sometimes I go to the class, take some notes, but i never use them (or find them) during the blok.

I get really depressed about all the sex stories, the closest I've been to having sex was with the cashier in the Alma when I gave her the money and our hands touched. I even had to pay for it....

I'm studying with a dragon right now.

I've read more KU Leuven Confessions on facebook so far than I've read my notes...

When going to the dagdisco in HdR you'll find everyone being sweaty as hell. I love the fact that nobody cares and keeps on partying all day long.

I've posted 2 confessions with 300 likes combined. It gives me a boner.

One of the most memorable moments of friendship I've expierenced occured when I went pooping in 'het academisch kwartiertje' where 1/4 of the stalls were taken. The other person and I produced a certain amount of communicative farts which lead to a certain connection. First giggling, then regular laughing until we figuratively died of laughter. When I told my best friend the story that evening it turned out that he was the other fartmaker.

I almost throw up when I hear people who study at the UGent complain about how hard university is.

A female friend of mine can kiss better than my boyfriend.

Celebrating a new year that will begin with a horrible first day and a horrible first month to come… Cheers to that indeed! #hangover #exams

A lot of people here should hope that after #luxleaks, there won't be #kuleuvenconfessionsleaks.

I haven't had sex for so long that I secretly want to get my Tinder searching for boys AND girls. Can somebody give this girl a Christmas present, please? #singleandlookingforsomeaction