Sometimes, you have to be the liquor.

The reason why I've chosen medicine is because I don't wanna grow up, I wanna be a student forever.

I would just like to play with Lego again, anyone up for it?

I legitimately hate Ekonomika, but I still accept all their free stuff during kiesweek.

I think guys with beards are unbelievably hot!

I got thrown out of snack-bar Chick-away for not wanting to pay for my hamburger because I was too drunk.

I 'accidently' send nudes to my male friends, even now I'm in a relationship.

I was on a cantus and needed to pee really bad. The floor and my pants were already soaking wet from beer so I just pissed in my pants while singing and nobody noticed it.

I'm a chrome user but I use internet explorer for porn, so pornhub won't appear when I start to type something with the letter 'p' in google. I'm a girl.

I became a ¨Pokémon champion during the blok. I saw my charizard more than my books.

One night after going out and getting drunk, I didn't feel like walking home so I hung onto the back of the garbage truck driving around the Oude Markt.

Did some hair removal product in my f*cking annoying roommate's shampoo.

People say you get less sick when you eat your buggers. So I tried it and it's true. I've been healthy for 1,5 years now.

I once accidently farted while a guy, who I met at Politika Kaffee, was down being busy with his tongue. He laughed and continued.

I never meet with people before noon. When they ask why, I say that I am very busy. With sleeping.