I think the Praeses of Medica kinda looks like a Hobbit. #nooffense
The owner of the night shop knows my name.
I'm a student at the Lemmensinstituut and I masturbate with my recorder (blokfluit).
I get really horny reading KU Leuven Confessions.
I secretly have a crush on prof. H. Cools, simply because he makes 'euh' sound so cute!
A few weeks ago, I saw my dad masturbating in front of his computer screen. I think I might be scarred for life.
I'm the one who broke Samson & Gerts door bell.
Been there, I'm still fat though" (cf. #513.)
As a boy, I visit Facebook pages like 'Bokken voor bij het blokken' to find out what girls find attractive and as a motivation to keep working out.
Having my confession appear on the page makes me feel way too proud.
Sometimes, I buy 20 eurodeals at McDonalds and put them in the freezer for times when I really need them.
Third day... Cum counter: 14 #100timesinonemonth
It's been exactly 297 days since I had sex now.
It saddens me to know that no matter how hard I try to be a great friend, I'll never make people as happy as a pizza delivery guy.
When I wear pretty underwear I get sad that I'm the only one that's gonna see it. #foreveralone