What is funnier? A or B, I don't know haha.
I'm playing club penguin at the moment.
While studying I think more about funny confessions to send in than actually studying.
On cantussen I always pee without making a 'pisrijmpje'.
I fucking hate this page for distracting me and still I'm checking over and over again if my post is already there...
I hate it that there's always so much of the month left at the end of the money.
My ex-boyfriend, who studies in Hasselt, doesn't party in Leuven often, but when he does, he walks all the way to Heverlee to puke in front of my door and to wake everyone up at 5 AM..
I sometimes have onenightstands when I'm on my period. It turns me on when they drunkenly moan ʺYou're so wet!ʺ and I know it's just blood.. #doesntmatterhadsex
I secretly have a crush on the VRG praeses, even though I have a boyfriend...
I masturbate in bed next to my girlfriend while she is asleep.
I'm a virgin and I don't predict any sexual experience in my near future. But I do always wash my balls excessively just in case. I also try to keep my pubes from turning into a rainforest.
If you act like a friendly British tourist you can get free beer from random people.
Once, I put my dick in a friends beer while he went peeing at a prédrink. My penis had been dry for too long.