One day I decided to go to Walibi instead of attending classes.

Once, I was masturbating with my headphones on. When I was using some tissues to clean the mess up, I noticed that they weren't plugged in... Afterwards my neighbour asked me to send the link, he said it sounded like a great video.

I refuse to go to the toilet at pbib because I have the feeling everybody can hear you.

I wish I was the girl that some of these confessions are about.

When I'm talking to exchange students, I suddenly start to speak 'Matroesjka' english.

I don't always start studying, but when I do it's 4 o'clock in the afternoon... #needtogetmyshittogether

I took a power nap, catched up with the confessions, had to take another one because of all the reading.

I had the best math exam from my class after the day that I caught a Rayquaza, took me a whole day to capture it but it was worth it.

I wish I had Kim Kardashian's talent of not having any talent and making money out of it.

When I'm drunk I always confess my love to half of my Facebook friends.

I go to the library to study but I end up playing Curve Fever all day.

I prefer small boobs.

When I found out my bike had been thrown into the Dijle by some random drunks, I held a goodbye-ceremony for it.

I like to have stare-battles with prof. Tilleman during the course 'Inleiding tot de Rechtswetenschap'

I'm in my first year handelsingenieur and I expected the students to all be 'money craze little shits' like in the Wolf of Wall Street, but they're all brainless nerds who do nothing but studying or going to Dulci.