I only study medicine to prescribe myself viagra when I'm old.
I hate the girls who sing like dying pigs all over the Oude Markt.
I'm seriously considering a breast enlargement just to know how it feels like lifting your boobs to wash under them.
Trying to study next to a hot girl = failing miserably...
My friends tossed me in a van ganzenwinkel dumpster. I was wasted and couldn't get out, so I took a little nap. When I finally managed to escape my filthy prison I had to crawl back in because I lost my credit card.
When you have an e-reader, people don't know you are reading 50 shades of grey in the library.
Well yes, I actually started Sexuology to become the new Goedele Liekens #wanttobefamous
I wish I was guy.. Just to know how it feels to pee standing up. #girlproblems
I'm a guy and when I'm sad I actually watch a typical romantic comedy with blankets and ice cream. Sometimes, when I go a little crazy, I choose a Disney movie.
Een mama aapje, daar zou ik nog wel raad mee weten.
Als ge mijn pet afpakt, dan flip ik altijd.
Once, I forgot my codex and I didn't raise my hand when Prof. Sagaert asked who didn't bring his/her codex.
Even during exams I've got a drinking problem. Difference is, it's water. So it doesn't make me throw up but it does make me pee a lot.
During the blok I want to wear my onesie so bad in the Agora.
After a drunk night, a friend and I decided to go to Sealife at 8am. We wanted a selfie with penguins.