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KU Leuven Confessions : #581

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 13:36

I only study medicine to prescribe myself viagra when I'm old.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #580

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 13:35

I hate the girls who sing like dying pigs all over the Oude Markt.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #579

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 13:35

I'm seriously considering a breast enlargement just to know how it feels like lifting your boobs to wash under them.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #578

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 13:30

Trying to study next to a hot girl = failing miserably...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #577

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 13:30

My friends tossed me in a van ganzenwinkel dumpster. I was wasted and couldn't get out, so I took a little nap. When I finally managed to escape my filthy prison I had to crawl back in because I lost my credit card.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #576

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 13:13

When you have an e-reader, people don't know you are reading 50 shades of grey in the library.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #575

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 11:05

Well yes, I actually started Sexuology to become the new Goedele Liekens #wanttobefamous

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KU Leuven Confessions : #574

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 11:03

I wish I was guy.. Just to know how it feels to pee standing up. #girlproblems

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KU Leuven Confessions : #573

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 10:40

I'm a guy and when I'm sad I actually watch a typical romantic comedy with blankets and ice cream. Sometimes, when I go a little crazy, I choose a Disney movie.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #572

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 10:38

Een mama aapje, daar zou ik nog wel raad mee weten.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #571

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 10:07

Als ge mijn pet afpakt, dan flip ik altijd.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #570

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 10:02

Once, I forgot my codex and I didn't raise my hand when Prof. Sagaert asked who didn't bring his/her codex.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #569

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 09:58

Even during exams I've got a drinking problem. Difference is, it's water. So it doesn't make me throw up but it does make me pee a lot.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #568

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 09:54

During the blok I want to wear my onesie so bad in the Agora.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #567

Posted on 23 December 2014 at 09:51

After a drunk night, a friend and I decided to go to Sealife at 8am. We wanted a selfie with penguins.




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