once I suit up, I cannot take my vest off. #okselvijvers
I'm just so happy after reading all these confessions, knowing that me and my friends aren't the only fucked up people in this city. #relieved
The more I study, the more I fantasize about Robert Pattinson.
My personal hygiene during the blok is disturbing.
Sometimes I take a chicken breast, put it in the microwave for 15 seconds and hold it against my junk to have an idea of what vaginas feel like.
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
I know the Elvish lyrics to Aragorn's speech after he's crowned by Gandalf.
I like to kiss girls. I'm a boy by the way.
I wonder how the hell I woke up before 7am every day in high school.
I always spray a little bit of male perfume on my pillow before I go to sleep. This makes me feel safe and less lonely.
Sometimes I smuggle coke cans and coffee into the rbib. #thuglife
To the girl who lost her Zara scarf in HdR two weeks ago, I couldn't find the toilet paper... #sorrynotsorry
After reading the UHasselt Confessions, I'm ashamed to live in Hasselt. Idiots.
I love it when my girlfriend tickles my balls.