I want to apologize to the people who live in the Muntstraat 6. After a TD in Musicafé, I peed in the second mailbox starting from above. I hope the post man didn't bring you any important letters...

I got 99 problems, but they're all bitches...

I prefer male boobs.

I have had sex in every fakbar except Doc's Bar. That one is still on my bucket list.

When I'm sick my mom sings 'soft kitty' for me.

I don't sleep during the blok. I hibernate.

When I was walking past the kanaal I saw someone standing with his face in the water and he doesn't move no more. I don't think. I must get him out or else it doesn't go. In the night no more at the kanaal come.

I think the moderators should agree a planning so that the page is always being updated.

I sleep naked.

I've only been studying for a couple days and I already feel like killing myself. Let it be over soon please!

I once carried a temporary busstop into my dorm at night.

That awkward moment when you notice your morning-after poop has a subtile green tint. #alcoholproblems

I would fail all my exams without Cold Turkey (Windows)/ Self Control (Mac).

Yes, I did already search for prostitutes in Leuven...

Sometimes, when we are having les in the aula I want to drink water and spit it on other's head and imagine what their reaction would be.