I fantasize about having a gangbang with my professors.

I visit Fak Letteren every week and I never noticed all those sluts.

I laugh with literally everything during the blok.

I suspect my neighbours across the street know my piemelpauze schedule because I always close the curtains for a few minutes in the middle of the day.

The only way to pass 'religion and philosophy' is to smoke weed before the exam!

This is how we feel after reading confessions for hours." - the confession crew

I can't go to sleep without fantasizing about being kidnapped and sedated.

I told myself I would never fail at burgie and now here I am at Group T along with half my friends.

This one night, a friend let me sleep in his dorm. When we both arrived drunk at 5 AM, I had to pee so I went to the toilet downstairs. My friend already went to his room so after 5 mins I went up, I opened the door and noticed the light was already out, so I went in very quietly and put my clothes on a chair and my shoes at the door. I took a random sheet and laid myself down next to him. I was ready to fall asleep when suddenly a unknown voice said: Who the fuck are you?! The light went on and I realized I was laying next to a random asian dude... So I ran away.

I don't know why but my friends always throw my IPhone in the bowl of onions while we are eating.

I had more sex in 4 months of Erasmus than in 4 years of Leuven. #Erasmusorgasmus

Am I the only straight guy who is curious about giving a blowjob to a big penis?

I was in love with a girl in high school, but I was afraid to tell her, so I didn't. She went to study in Brussels, I haven't seen her at all this semester, but I am still in love with her. The worst part is that I really do believe I had a chance, I just did not take it (crying inside).

I think women taste like fish.

When I come home drunk, the stairs don't do what I expect them to do. I hate that.