Ik heb een vuurwerkje afgestoken. YES, YES, YES!
I always thought burgies didn't have any social skills. Then I got to know one. Turns out: it's so true.
I eat 'fruitpap' every morning 'to get big and strong' just like my mom said.
You guys forced me to install Cold Turkey. You bastards!
I thought Frank Deboosere and Sabine Hagedoren were a couple.
Every time I read 'piemelpauze' I get a boner.
Red flag or not, the Patrick goes for a swim!
I was so drunk on my own birthday that when my friends decided to leave at 5 AM, I wanted to continue partying. In the next hours that I was partying alone at the Oude Markt I kept telling everyone: 'I'm waisted, I'm alone and it's my best birthday eveeer'. #noshame
Message to Rik Torfs: I still own your shoe.
I'm a first year in Fak Letteren, I didn't know I was studying in order to become a professional whore.
The last week in leuven I had sex with a black chick. It's true what they say: once you go black, you never go back. #cantstopthinkingabooty
My iPhone photo library is filled with screenshots of confessions that match with me.
I think life isn't wasted when you're getting wasted.