I am honestly convinced that women don't fart! They hold it in and it comes out as drama...
I eat 'Leo's' without breaking them into 4 parts.
Just killed 3 dragons on runescape. #reallifeskills
I still don't understand why Lisa makes playlists, get your sh*t together and go make Bart a sandwich.
After a classic wasted Leuven night I went with my friend to his kot to cook some spaghetti. I was really starving. He threw a placemat on the table and I started eating it for real without knowing what I was doing. Now only three quarters are left from the placemat.
My friend and I once tried to sell one of our female friends in exchange for fries.
I hate it when I spot a hot girl and she is all like: 'Hallooo, ik ben van Haaasselt'.
I still have recurring nightmares of professor P. Bergé's exams.
The most important question for this time of the year: Charmander, Squirtle or Bulbasaur?
A couple of years ago, I was caught by my mum while fapping in the shower. Well, not during the actual fapping, but with cum in my hand. I acted like nothing happened and just started washing myself with my cum like it was Nivea.
Everytime I watch a disneymovie, I cry.
Day 3: still didn't do anything... Pressure is increasing so motivation is coming...
I wish I was in a cave with Jon Snow right now.