Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught!

Girls with strong Limburg accents turn me on.

De frakskes uit, de broekskes uit, en met de fluit vooruit!

A friend of mine is the god mother of her sister's baby. Every day at school, she proudly shows me new pictures, and then all I can think is: 'that's an ugly-ass baby'.

3/4 of our evenings in Leuven exist of wiezen/presidenten and smoking weed.

722. (cf. 542) "I'm a normal, simple, average nice looking, occasionally working and studying guy at the age of 22. On Friday 19 December I won six euro's and fifty five cents while playing poker with my friends. I haven't told anyone about this yet, not even my parents. I'm planning to use my money on testing out all the sjiekenbakken in Leuven. Now, I'm looking for a simple, normal, nice looking girl to accompany me on this tour.

I don't care if my sheets and pillows don't match when I'm making my bed, I know I'm the only one who'll end up sleeping in this OCD enhancing environment.''

I refresh this page more than I refresh my toledo the day I get my grades...

During the blok, my biggest concern is loneliness. Am I the only one?

A guy with a British accent could make me cum just by opening his mouth. Comment below plz x

I'd like to date a girl who studies Spanish at KU Leuven, because due to the vibrant r and lisp sounds, they must be really good with their tongue and lips.

A few weeks ago me and my friends drove a few laps around the Atomium because we have nothing better to do with our lives.

The first friend I made in Leuven is Rachid from the Mediterrannee.

As a steward I wish for people to get run over by a car on a weekly basis.

I don't think chuck bass is attractive.