A shocking fact for many men: women do have to poop. We don't shit rainbows as many of you appear to think. Time to face reality guys.
If I can peel my tangerine in one piece it makes my day. #culinairorgasme
Am I just weird or is The Lion King really still an awesome movie to watch?
Am I the only one around here who actually likes Limburgers as a non-Limburger?
Back in the days, when mini-loempia's were still €1.5 at our beloved city snack, I had a fight over them. With a fat girl. In the end, I won, thought about sharing for a split second, but ate them all in front of her big ugly face. #gottalovethemcitysnackloempias
The owner of this page is currently in the same house as me, I just wanted to say: Hey bro, if you can ever let go of your laptop, do not forget to study. xoxo your sister.
Every blok I play my favourite game: Where did my pen go?
Every, EVERY time I scratch my balls, I just have to smell my hand... Can't help it, it just smells so... so... so...
Everytime I wish someone a "gelukkige verjaardag" on Facebook, I have to think if there's a double 'L' in the word or not.
F*ck it just wasted 1 hour by watching fail videos on YouTube.
I really want to go on an adventure with Timon & Pumba.
Sometimes I forget that the person in the mirror is actually me.
I was watching Game of Thrones with my family and when Daenerys Targaryen got her dragons, my mother shouted: 'I AM THE REAL MOTHER OF DRAGONS'. Thanks mom... #draakzijnzitinmijnbloed
I'm ignoring Toledo because I'm afraid of the amount of new messages I might have received.