I haven't cleaned my room for 2 months now.
I have a fantasy of being given a blowjob in the toilets of a crowded library during the blok.
Yes Pornhub, I would love to share this video with my facebookfriends.
I'm still hoping and waiting for a zombie apocalypse.
Studying? Ain't nobody got time for that.
Unfortunately I'm not allowed to enter 'den appel' anymore because I threw pudding at the waiter from the balcony of my room. Two weeks later I had a phone call from his wife asking me when I would pay the bill for his dirty pants.
I have a hard time keeping a straight face when my friend says psychology is a science.
I like to fart together with my girl and compare the smell.
I sometimes dry hump my life-sized teddy bear.
Me and a couple of my friends played the game of "drakenjagen" the other night, unfortunately I won...
I watch Winx Club during my study breaks.
I watched 'The fox and the hound' yesterday and I believe it's a lot sadder than 'The lion king'. #CriedManyManTears
The exams have yet to start but I already have a resit.