As a medical student, it feels weird to admit I use xtc or speed every once in a while.
My girlfriend and me had a deal of not seeing one another during the exams so we would be able to study properly. We even stayed in a different city to make it easier. Result: Neither of us could stand it, we've done nothing the last couple of days but bang each others brains out. I'm soooo going to fail !! Damn you women !
I've got 99 things to do but studying ain't 1 #Lay-Z
All I want for my study break is a bar of Côté d'or and some sex, is that too much to ask?
That moment when you wake up at 8 am to study and your mum enters the room at 10 with the biggest hangover ever. #omgekeerdewereld #blok
Watching Dragon Ball again wasn't a good idea.
I can't study anymore, because my own horrible smell started to distract me.
Four years ago, I started a competition with myself in which I try to beat my last year's masturbation record during the blok. Yes, the library bathrooms have been stained with my semen many times over the past years, but I have no shame. Only ambition to become better, faster, stronger.
Every girl that makes out with me after a 10 minute conversation, fails the girlfriend test.
After a drunk night I ended up under the Eiffel Tower with the fuckbuddy of my mother.
I just spent an entire day practicing my spells in the dueling club at pottermore.com #Gryffindorforlife.
I actually love Miley Cyrus and everytime I hear her song, I come in like a wrecking ball #noshame #allesgevenhe.
'Allemaal' van Wim Soutaer is mijn lijflied en ik speel het tijdens de blok wel 20 keer per dag af! #wegenietenvanhetleven
I'm irritated by Verfaillies pronunciation of 'item'.