Two days ago, I was having a piemelpauze and all of the sudden my dad came up to my room; I closed the video, pulled my pants up and turned around. He asked me how the studying went and I replied with 'very good, I really like learning about this part of the course'. 'No doubt' he said and he left my room laughing very loud. When I turned around, I saw that there was an add for Livejasmin open with a polish girl dancing with her tits out. Fuck off porn adds, fuck off.

Couple of years ago there was an epidemic of bof in Leuven and I was one of the lucky ones. The disease hasn't put itself on my jaws but on one of my balls. It was as big as my fist. #nopainnogain

1000+ panda points, new achievement unlocked: forever alone.

Refreshing Facebook and still having the same start page makes me feel a bit desperate.

I haven't shaved in two weeks and today was the first time my mother noticed something on my chin. Go wash yourself, she said. No, I said. I'm a grown man now, I said.

My mom ends the texts she sends me with more X'es than my girlfriend ever has.

I've never been so distracted in my entire life. #damnyou #kuleuvenconfessions

I already gained 7 kg since I started writing my thesis.

I think cats know you don't wanna study, so they simply do you a favor when they pick your books or computer as a place to sleep.

I have an encrypted file of emergency porn on my harddisk for when kotnet fails me.

I have a crush on a classmate. I'm rushing to finish my course summary, so I can surprise her with a copy as a late christmas gift. #sweetmotivation

The admin of this page is a hoerezoon for not posting my confessions.

I think it's silly that KU Leuven confessions has so few confessions, UGent already has 1500+.

On Tinder I always swipe people with an ugly name to the left.

I challenge the admin: post the amount of pages you think you could've studied if you didn't own this page.