I once jizzed in the chocolate milk of my roommate. He never noticed.
I always weigh myself before showering and after I've dried myself so I can see how much dirt I collected.
My 'kaasrandje' tells me it's time to take a shower. #piemelkaas
If you kiss my neck, you might get undressed.
I once woke up, after a night of drinking games, in the park of Leuven. Despite the fact it was fully enclosed by night I woke up without trousers on a bench with a traffic sign in my arms.
When I fart in class, I always ask the guy next to me if he smells popcorn as well...
I should be studying but that's exactly what the government wants and I cannot let them win...
I'm a girl and I want a 'piemelpauze' too.
Is it weird that I only look forward to the weekend to see my cat?
2015 is the year I'm going to try anal.
In the second semester I want a confession party in Leuven where confessions appear on a big screen by sending them to a certain mobile number.
Every time I go out, I challenge random people to do 'blad-steen-slap' with me (the one who wins gets to slap the other person as hard as they can in the face). I always wake up with blue cheeks...
I love my mom, my dad and my dildo.
The only way I can study is with my "kersenpittenkussen" on top of my head.