Not kidding: my father made a Facebook account to follow this awesome page. And to check me. And my mom.

Many of us watched chicken run as a kid and loved it... it's a holocaust movie! #mindblown #childhoodruined

Home alone. I studied all day in the wedding dress of my mother. I felt like a princess.

My smartphone is broken, so I have to waste my time old fashion style. Playing games on spele.nl.

Once I was jerking off and I came on a pussy. It was my cat walking by.

Yesterday when I was having sexy time I had to convice my boyfriend that the farts came out of my pussy. #foefscheetjes

I'm so deep in the friendzone that I've met her boyfriend's parents. #fml

I was trying to take a piemelpauze when the phone went off, my grandmother called to say that my great-grandmother died. First time I ever cancelled a piemelpauze.

I think that 'E. M.', the guy that comments on a lot of confessions here, is super hot!

The KU Leuven Confessions page hadn't been updated for an hour so I sent in a confession because I worried that you guys might have been out of confessions. #solidariteitenzo

Guys have a 'piemelpauze'. Do girls have a 'clitoriskwartiertje'?

On Valentine's Day last year I was pretending to shoot a girl with arrow and bow in a fakbar. She came to me and asked me if I were Cupid trying to seduce her. Unfortunately for her, I was playing Legolas, shooting Orcs.

I just laughed out loud because I read my own confession #goingnutsintheblok

When the sun shines, I sometimes pretend I'm a sunflower, I close my eyes and I turn my face to the sun while the heater is in front of me.

I have the strange habit to film myself when i'm coming home drunk from a party, in the film I explain how my night went, who I met, how much I've drunk... For the people who haven't tried it yet, do it! You'll have the most funny movies to laugh with the day after!