I'm dreading going to bed, because I think I'm going to miss confession 1000. #nolife
Today I saw someone actually borrowing a book in the bib, first time ever.
Once a guy asked me if I was taking drugs. I asked him if he wanted some. It was 'the pil'. I hope he has boobs now.
I still cry when Bambi's mother gets shot.
I still use xD, it's my guilty pleasure.
Sometimes when I'm drunk, I like to play pizza delivery guy by buying food and just dropping them at random doors.
After a "clitoriskwartiertje" I always lick my fingers, way more easy than searching for a cleenex somewhere, and I actually even like my taste.
I'm always shocked how cheap everything is in Leuven. It's like one big 'jeugdhuis'... #antwerpstudent
I once sneezed so hard in the aula, my bra unsnapped and bits of my snot got catapulted onto the laptop screen of the person that was sitting in front of me.
If I see someone changing her/his profile pic, I always wait a few minutes before I like it. Otherwise I think they will think that I'm a freak.
You know it's cold outside when you go outside and it's cold.
I think the word 'piemelpauze' should be in de dikke Van Dale.