I had sex on the grass field in the Parkstraat with my ex.

I go to the library to steal toilet paper. That way I've got more money for beer.

I cried when Lisa Ann announced her retirement. For a moment, I had no idea about how I was going to spend the Blok.

Once I woke up after a heavy night wearing a bulletproof vest. I think I stole it from a police agent because it's got a name label inside. Now I always hide it underneath my mattress cause I'm scared ending up in jail.

Swieber niet stelen, Swieber niet ste...euhmm niet binnenkomen ik ben aan het masturberen! #iwatchdoraeveryday

I want to be a stripper, but my engineering degree is getting in the way. #OneDay #LifeGoals #DreamBig

I wish I could sleep on my books and learn everything through osmosis.

Once during class, me and my friends heard 2 girls talking about blowjobs. One said she didn't like to do it, because her boyfriend had a ʺgroen randjeʺ that tasted nasty.

Right untill this day, I still wonder ʺwelk groen randjeʺ???

I'm afraid the admins won't post my confessions, because they aren't anonymous for them and they just don't like me. #paranoiatotenmet

There's this guy I like who I think is on Tinder, so I installed it and I'm just gonna keep swiping left until I find him. #hopeheswipesright

'Basically, I sit behind my desk, send a lot of snapchats of me 'studying' but instead I spend hours doing pointless stuff on social media'.

I still don't know what MVP means, and now it's too late to ask.

WE WERE ON A BREAK!

I am so shy and awkward and I have become so desperate, that I only have one criterium for girls I would sleep with. They have to fit through the door of my kot.

I've never seen Lord of The Rings and/or Star Wars.