I always put my clock forward on candy crush when I don't have lives anymore.
A captain was told once: Sand is called sand because it's between the sea and land.
I wish I could go to McDonald's and order a McSteamy #GreysAnatomy
Sometimes when I look at my books, I think 'oojski poojski'.
I have a collection of fakbar steward jackets.
I like to pull my penis through my legs towards my anus, it looks like a vagina. #thegirlsideofme
De admins van deze pagina kunnen mij wel krijgen! #tophumor
I'm afraid that I'll be failing my exams so I'm training for the world championship Wiezen on the 10th of october 2015 in Diest.
Every once in a while my little sis enters the room and we start a random dance battle. #noshame
I think I'm becoming a 'serial-piemelpauzenaar'. I hope it isn't a crime...
Sometimes in class, I wonder how everyone would react if I did some crazy shit like pull down my pants and "swaffel" a girl or smash someone in the face with a chair.
We found out someone made a fake snapchat account using our name and they may be using it for the wrong reasons, this is not us." - the confession crew
I spend most of my classes browsing 4chan.
I really want to be a disney princess right now.
I get addicted to neopets during the exams.