I've never had a onenightstand in Leuven because I'm afraid of a micro penis, piemelkaas or a SOA.
I've decided to only use summaries of other students to study instead of my books, so that if I fail it wouldn't be my fault.
Watching "Potter puppet pals" is my guilty pleasure.
Everybody is talking about piemelpauzes but I just like to have some kringspierplezier.
I sell my used panties on the internet. It pays off my monthly rent.
I always watch when guys take off their sweater, hoping their tshirt goes along with it.
That awkward moment when I introduced my new girlfriend to my friends and they already know her because they met her when she was peeing in the Parijsstraat.
My dorm is across of a church, so I every time I take a piemelpauze, I feel like God is judging me.
I always skip the parts about Frodo and Sam when I'm rewatching The Lord of the Rings. Too little action, too much drama.
With all this talk about piemelpauzes and saving money by pooping at the library, every time I see a guy go to the bathroom at the library I wonder, crap or fap?
I'm going to fail my exams so I need another plan... I'm going to open a bar! And I'm gonna call it 'Puzzles'.
During the exam period I always search for the most exclusive and expensive hotels all over the world. It motivates me to study. One day I'll be in one of those hotels, drinking champagne all day long.
I still play Put-Put and Freddi Fish." #noshame
I would really like to charizard with my GF.
The KU Leuven Confessions page is my internet home page. And my biggest confession so far: I'm writing this in Internet Explorer.