The pounds of poop that I've left in the agora since the beginning of the blok is more than the number of pages that I studied there.
I told people that I know the "KU leuven Confessions" moderators personally to get some attention at a party...
I had sex on de neukmatras in Politika Kaffee.
When I was very young, I used to masturbate in front of everyone because I didn't know what I was doing. #awkwardfamilypics
When I'm on KU Leuven Confessions, I actually feel part of a big group of awesome friends #samendoordeblok
Me in class: "I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."
Me studying for my exam: "YOU IDIOT!"
I'm actually not that funny. I'm just mean but people think I'm joking.
I've never read one single Harry Potter book.
I wonder how many times girls ask the owners of the page for a date through this form.
I'm 22 and I still listen to 'Andy Boys - Mooiste meisje' daily during the blok."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUCJ-mg-3ms&spfreload=10
Whilst yawning in class, I sometimes lose control of my mouth and a bit of saliva drops out on top of my notes. I try to look around very subtle, hoping no one saw as I'm cleaning up with my sleeve.
Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless.
Once I was at the sex shop in Leuven and the girl in front of me asks for a vibrator, the guy behind the desk smiled as he saw it as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240 Volt Fuck Master Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream surround sound system, I was called a dirty pervert. Double standards man...
I play the Kim Kardashian Hollywood Game and now I'm besties with Kim... #guiltypleasure
I recently had to go to the doctor, had to bend over en lower my trousers.. Closest thing I've been to sex. I'm a guy and it was a female doctor.