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KU Leuven Confessions : #1186

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 16:01

My boyfriend is from West Vlaanderen. When his grandparents talk to me, most of the time I just end up smiling politely because I don't understand a single thing they say...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1185

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:59

Sometimes my best friend and I pretend to be goats (in public).

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1184

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:59

During class I'm always thinking about my boyfriend's small but beautiful shaped penis. But then I remember that his sperm tastes like HORSE SH**.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1183

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:38

I actually own a facebook page contributed to an element of the periodic table but I'm too ashamed to tell someone.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1182

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:38

I was seriously considering quitting KU Leuven to study at Vives or Artevelde, but then I read Vives and Artevelde confessions...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1181

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:37

Gummybear on the ground since yesterday. 3 days rule... omnomnomnom.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1180

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:36

I watch 'Blokken' during the blok (pun not intended) and feel smart when I ace every question. And laugh at Crabbé's lame jokes.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1179

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:35

I can fart on command (yes, I'm a girl, there are no rainbows involved). Every time I pass this one guy I don't like, I let out a silent killer. Some people started complaining about his smelly farts to me.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1178

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:34

Sometimes when I sit down to pee, the piss goes in between the toilet and the toilet seat and I get piss all over my pants...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1177

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:29

There are two types of men in Leuven: Poembakpissers and liars.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1176

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:27

I creep on my crush's profile at least 10 times a day and get all excited when there's a new post or picture uploaded. #woazennekmeebezig

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1175

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:27

I look like King Joffrey.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1174

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:21

You know it's blok when showering is a reward.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1173

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:20

When I get to the difficult parts to study, I always leave them for "Future me".

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1172

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 15:19

When I gain a couple kilo's I sometimes really think I'm pregnant and I totally freak out when I realise I haven't had my period for a couple of months... then I remember I'm a guy.




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