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KU Leuven Confessions : #1216

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 17:22

I just walked half a kilometer through slippery ice only to realize that the store I was going to was closed because it's Sunday. De blok is messing with my brain.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1215

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 17:20

I got the feeling the admins are 4 burgies who just never had any fun yet, and want to know how it is like, to get out of your room and do something else than going to school.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1214

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 17:16

I haven't fed my nintendogs since 2006. #RIP

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1213

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 17:15

As a black man, people expect me to have a big dick. But the truth is I have a 13cm penis and when girls see that I can see their ovaries go to sleep.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1212

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 17:12

I can't stand to massage my mom because she makes sex noises everytime I do it.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1211

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 17:11

If I can't concentrate I smear myself with Vaseline, slide naked on the floor and pretend I'm a snail.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1210

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 17:09

My grandmother bought three turkeys. I have called them Debby, Kelly and Lindsey.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1209

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 17:03

Every time I donate blood, I think about my blood soon flowing through someone else's boner.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1208

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 17:01

I suspect that a friend of mine only studies rechten so he could say 'Lawyerd' every time he wins a discussion.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1207

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 17:00

I wanna kill all girls who always add a "deep" quote to their profile pictures so people won't know that they're actually shallow sluts.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1206

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 16:59

Not sure if getting pimples or just allergic to studying.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1205

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 16:55

Day six without a shower. The vetplantjes are treating me as one of them now.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1204

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 16:53

I think weed is a drug like oral herpes is an std. It's so harmless and so easy to get that it doesn't really count.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1203

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 16:51

When you realize the word 'bed' actually looks like a bed.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1202

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 16:49

When friends tell me I have a beer belly, I tell them: goed gereedschap hangt altijd onder een afdakje!

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