I'm still wondering what happened with that pineapple in HIMYM...

I use my moms vibrator. #SavingForSomethingBigger.

I want to own a pet parrot.

When I first started smoking, every cigarette gave me a boner.

The first time I had sex with my girlfriend, I was so nervous that I couldn't get a full boner. So I told her: ʺWhoa seg hey Gertje, ik ben zo'n beetje zwaluwachtig zo.ʺ.

I'm seriously in love with a ch*turbate.com model... it's not the worst crush I've had though, I once fancied my gps' voice quite a bit.

Volgens mij is de oranje markeerstift fluoriserender dan de gele! #fuckthesystem.

As a guy studying psychology, I feel like 90% of the girls there are crazy.

As a college student I always hide the cover of my school books when I study in one of the university libaries. I'm scared university students will think less of me or that I don't belong there even though I got tough shit to learn.
If you do think bad of me; I study to become a nurse and might clean your shit, hold your hand, anesthetize your pain or even save your life one day. #reconsider

I like to say 'anusflappen' instead of 'billen'.

The lack of consistence concerning the posts makes me believe the admins are actually studying...

I cringe every time I read "de idee".

During my breaks I sometimes play The Lion King with my cats. #nostalgie #noshame

When I was little my parents gave me a stuffed animal and told me to name it Jean-Luc Dehaene. I only just realised why... The stuffed animal was a pig with a large belly.

When I want to open this page, I scroll down my news feed to find an older confession because I'm too lazy to type in the name...