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KU Leuven Confessions : #1246

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:42

When I go out, there's a 50% chance I'll wake up on a toilet somewhere. It has gotten to the point that I can determine in which bar I am, just by the colour of the bathroom door.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1245

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:38

I sometimes fake my orgasms. I'm a guy.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1244

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:37

I sometimes make my dick bleed when pulling it out to piss because it was glued to my underwear with sperm.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1243

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:36

I still say 'Fochplein' instead of 'Pieterdesomerplein' #sorryTobbackje

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1242

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:29

Trying to find a picture of 3 kisses on Google for my boyfriend... Whilst typing XXX in Google Images I came across the biggest trauma of my life.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1241

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:26

There was one guy... a real jerk. I was giving him a blowjob and said to him that I didn't want cum in my eyes... He did cum in my eyes. Next morning I took his tooth brush to the toilet. I peed on it. xoxo

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1240

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:23

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1239

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:22

I once stole an umbrella (sadly it wasn't yellow) when I was drunk. It is now the only umbrella I have. Whenever it rains I roam the streets hoping the previous owner of a see through grandma umbrella is a cute girl who ends up marrying me.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1238

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:20

If you're anything like me, you like to dress up in your mother's underwear and walk around your house trying to seduce your father.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1237

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:13

I started dating a guy I met on tinder who was 9y older, turns out he will be teaching me next year. #1stebachproblemen

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1236

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:11

I had a house party and someone jerked off into a bottle of milk and didn't tell me and after my mum baked the milk into a special cake which has to mature for a couple of days with my friends cum inside and the cake was like a friendship cake where you pass some of the dough onto another person... so now my friend's jizz is travelling around the country forever in a cake mix...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1235

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:07

I do 5 sit-ups every morning. May not sound like much, but there is only so many times you can hit the snooze button...

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1234

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 21:06

I think Aang is the only real avatar.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1233

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 20:56

I only play guitar to impress the ladies.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1232

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 20:48

I've got 2 kodaline t-shirts and I know all their lyrics by heart. I'm a dude.

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