My mom loves watching "Game of Thrones", unfortunately she can't remember the name, so she calls it "koppen kappen".

My girlfriend gets more excited about squeezing open my pimples than having sex.

I think I saw salmonella in our communal kitchen this morning.

My friends and I watch gay men giving birth to fake plastic babies, bowling balls and butternut pumpkins online so we can reassure ourselves we're not the insane ones studying 15h a day! #wearenotsick #thisiswhyyoushouldstayincollege #kuleuvenblokt

Sometimes when I eat ice cream, my mind plays tricks on me and I blow on it because it's too cold.

If I do not know what to say to random people in the night shop, I pour a full beer over my own head.

I hate people who say "blad-steen-schaar", it's "schaar-steen-papier"!

If you use 'wi' at the end of a sentence (like a westvlaming), I automatically assume you are a knobhead.

Avoiding social contact is my main reason for using headphones in public.

I love girls who have "the crazy eyes".

My roommate is running in the hallway because it's 'too cold to go run outside'.

The other night I tried to log in to a pornsite using my "r-number". #blokconfused

I bite in my towel when my towel doesn't dry well, just to punish him.

Next year I buy a 'schacht' and I let him order pizza while he floats in a boat on the Dijle.

Maybe the administrators of #KULeuvenConfessions are professors and these posts aren't anonymous for them at all... I mean, that would explain the fact that they have time to edit this page during the blok...