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KU Leuven Confessions : #1276

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 00:26

I eat lunch in alma 2 because there are no girls 'om te pimpe' in groep T.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1275

Posted on 29 December 2014 at 00:23

I don't just sing in the shower, I perform.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1274

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:34

I was talking to a fat girl with big tits, "my eyes are up here" I said, because she kept looking at the burger in my hand.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1273

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:32

Some days you wake up & wonder: How did I get home? Where are my clothes? Why are the sheets wet? Why is there a Barbie doll tied to my cock?

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1272

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:31

I always wear a lifejacket to the Oude Markt in case my dance moves unleash a pussy juice flash-flood.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1271

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:30

I like to shave one leg and leave the other one hairy so it feels like I have a girlfriend at night.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1270

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:29

Be the person your dog thinks you are.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1269

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:26

I seem to think the plural of 'lidstaat' is 'lidsteden'... My thesis is going to be great!

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1268

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:21

I'm still waiting for my letter from Hogwarts.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1267

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:20

My mother has snapchat to snap me when dinner is ready.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1266

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:19

I have a crush on Robin Sparkles.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1265

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:17

I always get a boner when I lay down on my belly.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1264

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:15

This one time, when I was taking a guy's virginity, he couldn't get it up. So I jokingly asked: "Maybe if I I hold your nose closed and blow in your mouth, it will pop up like a balloon?"
Story short, I never saw him again.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1263

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:14

I wonder if there is a student male gay couple who doesn't have an open relationship and who can rely on each other.

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KU Leuven Confessions : #1262

Posted on 28 December 2014 at 22:13

I'm from West-Flanders and unfortunately I can't pronounce my own name because there are a 'g' and 'h' in it.




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