I eat lunch in alma 2 because there are no girls 'om te pimpe' in groep T.
I don't just sing in the shower, I perform.
I was talking to a fat girl with big tits, "my eyes are up here" I said, because she kept looking at the burger in my hand.
Some days you wake up & wonder: How did I get home? Where are my clothes? Why are the sheets wet? Why is there a Barbie doll tied to my cock?
I always wear a lifejacket to the Oude Markt in case my dance moves unleash a pussy juice flash-flood.
I like to shave one leg and leave the other one hairy so it feels like I have a girlfriend at night.
Be the person your dog thinks you are.
I seem to think the plural of 'lidstaat' is 'lidsteden'... My thesis is going to be great!
I'm still waiting for my letter from Hogwarts.
My mother has snapchat to snap me when dinner is ready.
I always get a boner when I lay down on my belly.
This one time, when I was taking a guy's virginity, he couldn't get it up. So I jokingly asked: "Maybe if I I hold your nose closed and blow in your mouth, it will pop up like a balloon?"
Story short, I never saw him again.
I wonder if there is a student male gay couple who doesn't have an open relationship and who can rely on each other.
I'm from West-Flanders and unfortunately I can't pronounce my own name because there are a 'g' and 'h' in it.